Absurdity

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ياخوانا لي متين إحنا حنكون مفضوحين قدام الخلق والعالم ؟؟؟

يعني اللي يسوا وما يسواش بقى شايفنا ناس متطرفين اللي في أقل حاجة بنادوا بالإعدام. وحسي جات المقالة دي عشان توري الناس أن الشعب السوداني شعب مهوس بالجنس منذ الأزل. يعني ما معقول الأجانب بقوا دايرن يعرفوا سر الطلح وحفرة الدخان
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ما معقول ما معقول؟ يعني هي دي الحاجات اللي بتميزنا عن باقي الشعوب؟ الطلح والدخان؟ أها والحاجة الجاية شنو؟ التمباك والسعوط؟

يعني وين العادات والتقاليد والممارسات التانية؟ ولا هو بس الختان؟ وقطع الرحط؟

أنا متأكدة إنو المقال ده ما إتكتب إلا عشان واحد سوادني ولا سودانية وروا الحاجة دي ، اللي بتحصل جو البيوت، للخواجة. ده شنو القرف ده؟؟؟؟

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Perfunctory yet inciting remarks!

Words must be well thought about before uttered. I did sympathize with Ms Gibbons when she was jailed in Sudan, but I do not understand her when she expressed fear of being raped in prison.

"I had no justification for thinking that. But that was my worst terror - that they would come in and teach me a lesson by raping me or that they would hit me."

That would have been an interesting headlines "Raped for defaming religion". Shouldn't Ms Gibbons as an academic refrain from throwing such remarks in such a perfunctory fashion?


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Men who gossip

A dear friend of mine says all the good men died in WTO on the 11th of Sept, and today I have to agree with her.

What's up with men who gossip and backbite and get their noses in some other people's businesses? How would you categorize those?

And now I have to switch to Arabic!

يعني بالله بذمتكم الرجال ديل رجال؟ وقت بتناقلوا الكلام وبتعاوروا وهي كان شوفتوا فلانة ما قالوا سافرت هناك و علانة ما عرسوها وشنفلانة ما طلع عندها ورم.
هل دي هي طبايع الرجال؟ القطيعة والنميمة؟ وبالمناسبة يعني المشكلة إنو مافي زول بيوقفوم عند حدهم بل بالعكس النسوان اللي ما عندهم شغلة بصفقوا ليهم ويقولوا ليهم هل من مزيد!

ظاهرة مقززة للغاية والمقرف فيها إنها منتشرة عند السودانيين بطريقة بشعة! يعني من دون العرب إحنا رجالنا الفايقين بحبو يتقصوا أخبار الناس ويتشمشروا في الرايح والجاي. ياخ مافي سوداني إلا ويسألك سؤال منكر ونكير. بت منو؟ ساكنة وين؟ جنسك شنو؟ قريتي وين؟ وحتى كان حاولتي وبطريقة واضحة توريه إنك ما دايرة ونسة يقلب الهوبة عشان يوريك إنو زول مهم ومتحضر وما أدراك،، وبكرة ناس الولاية كلها تعرف اللي عرفوا بكل التفاصيل زايد الشمار والفلفل وبقية البهارات.

ياخ أبقوا رجال وسيبوا حركات النسوان ليهم! إتقوا الله!!!!!!!!


سلام عليكم

UPDATE on Sudanese Concert in New York

I went, I sat, I stood, I ate, I chatted, I met acquaintances, I clicked pictures, I danced, I gossiped, I flirted, I enjoyed the beautiful songs and singers and BOOOM! as usual my Sudanese people acted in the most irresponsible manner. Well, first of all and right in front of the stage two guys just decided to throw a couple of punches at each other and not stopping it until the security had to intervene to pull these two cocks from each other while one of them was shouting out the most common Sudanese swear expression "3alai al6alag ma ba'7ali!"




This will sound alright if you compare it to this sign ! The whole objective of the festival is to bring Sudanese people irrespective of their creed, color, ethnicity or race together to attempt as people express our unity, and just that! Our dream is to live in a unified and peaceful Sudan! And there they were, those who cannot stick to the message intended and just had to fling political messages in. It was, and is a shameful act to mix politics with cultural and social events!

You two, who were carrying those signs, must be very ashamed of yourselves!

Obsequious Behaviour

In our days and times, knowledge, specialization and creativity is secondary to connections. Its very unfortunate, but almost always it is.

It has become a normal thing to use words such as "networking" as an excuse for attending professional gatherings. And since it has become a socially acceptable mode of meetings, I myself had given in. But what I cannot stand is the OBSEQUIOUS BEHAVIOUR this networking entails. It sickens me to see little puppies waggling their tails while leaving lip imprints on Big Shots' behinds. And as much as it upsets my stomachs, it relieves me and makes me laugh myself silly on how disgusting and pitiful the perpetrators of this shameful behaviour look like from aside.

Now, it is important to underline that obsequiousness has different manifestations dependent on gender, age and brain-weight. Ladies, revealing cleavages and calves makes you look more like a bimbo than a professional employee capable of getting things done.

Guys, using Shakespearian English and engaging in topics of extremely high complexity based on your superficial perusal of ONE article in a local newspaper does not reflect depth, but, on the contrary, shallowness. Furthermore, getting nodding responses from people in the business must not be interpreted as their approval. Again, DEPTH of insight is needed here, and you haven't gotten it.

But, haven't you noticed my friend? A$$-connoisseurs do not compete against each other. They'd rather gang up against those who use their taste buds for gourmet food. Therefore, we often have these two teams in most gatherings: the would-do and the would-never-do.

I have always believed in this adage: Birds of a feather, flock together.