Tuesday, April 17, 2007

Don't get me mad! ahhhaaa

To all my friends who laugh their lungs out when I attempt to act like a G and snap my fingers into a Z, you could see that I'm not the worst impersonator out there

ahaaaaaaa! don't you be messin wid me and mah Gs yo! *chewing mah gum*

Thursday, April 05, 2007

Check it out!! I found myself in the dictionary!

Rara Avis --


A level headed person who always makes the wrong decision

'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.com

Wednesday, April 04, 2007

Chatting with ignorants

This conversation gave me an idea on how to reply to those clueless critters who breathe my oxygen! Read ahead and it might inspire you too.

A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when the stranger turned to her and said, "Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."

The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the stranger, "What would you like to talk about?"

Oh, I don't know", said the stranger. "How about nuclear power?"

"OK," she said. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat grass, the

same stuff. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out

a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do

you suppose that is?" The stranger thinks about it and says,

"Hmmm, I have no idea,"

To which the little girl replies, "Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know shit?"

Sunday, April 01, 2007

Mr. World 2007

Don't know about you guys, but I never knew there is such a pageant for men! And there it was on the news, a bunch of men competing for the title of Mr. World 2007 in Sanya, China. The pageant , once started in 1996 by Miss World Organization, was to be held annually but was held only four times until now.
The contestants looked so cute on TV, but unfortunately, not so attractive on their photo shots and then only, after a search of the criteria and the scale against which these gentlemen were measured that I found out it was not so much about their looks, again because they are not as attractive as you ladies would hope, but for their charm and physique. The winner was the Spaniard, Juan Garcia. I personally don't think he is that attractive and would have proposed the sexy and cute Brazilian macho for Mr. World 2007.

If you think you're being shallow reading this, I feel the same, but hey beauty is to be admired (not to be touched) :-)

Sad but True

  • What is optimism?
It is when the crosses in cemeteries are perceived as pluses *a random comment by a Russian intellectual on a TV programme*

  • "сильно побитые об детей ремни" meaning "severely torn belts from beating kids" *comment by a Russian host on a home solutions programme while arranging belts and other small items, he laughed after it so I guess it was a joke.*

N.B. I will keep updating this post as more "sad but true" phrases come by.

Delta should be an Omega!!!

I am advising everyone to avoid flying Delta. This airlines has the worst service anyone could have in their worst nightmares. Leaving aside their sad kids meals and one coke per three passengers, their staff are the rudest and most unprofessional critters out there!!!

I flew them once, only because I didn't know, it was one of those partnership flights. My petite friend and I (who is slim too) felt we were squeezed into a sardines can for how tiny and uncomfy the seating was. Can you imagine me being a human filling if I were flanked by two human buns? Nothing was working, not the headphones, not the stewardess call button, nothing. SO UGLY!!!!
But that's all trivial when it comes to food, and I'm not a big food fan, but what they serve is not adequate to feed a stray dog with. Beverages were shared between two to three passengers, and wine bottles, were to be paid for (that left me shell shocked for the entire torturous flight).

The reason I decided to write this post tonight is because a friend of mine was stung by them today. The poor lad had a flight he was enthusiastically looking forward to just to have this bubble burst minutes before the flight. Arriving at the airport a good deal of time before boarding he was confronted with a rude staff member at their counter who had the guts to tell him that he can't fly as the plane was OVERBOOKED!!!!! yes! you read it right.


is that even possible? Delta is not worth having bus lines let alone airlines. My friend was not given any explanation whatsoever, spent long hours running from one building to another in search for a supervisor who is actually a phantom that none of you who decide to fly their cheap airlines will ever find. The only assurance he's gotten was that he is confirmed for tomorrow.

Let's all hope he reaches his destination....

and you Delta you're nothing but an Omega!!! (even that is an overestimation)